How to braid your hair:

serialkillerfetish:

  • Wet hair
  • Comb through
  • Separate at the part
  • Draw a pentagram on the floor
  • Perform blood sacrifice
  • Offer up your soul to the devil
  • Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell
  • Summon Satan
  • Ask Satan to braid your hair

you guys will never learn how to do things on your own if you summon Satan for every simple task. I think he babies you too much, to be honest.

(via brocreate)

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    I’ll tell you that your hooves look fabulous.. I don’t like my hair being braided anyway c:
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